WTF, he's a lecherous, spoiled stepson!

This is groundbreaking work.

I'm on the verge of a breakthrough.

It's far more important than whatever you're doing.

Just bring me a sandwich in here.

Ah.

What's wrong?

Hey, honey.

Oh, it's your brother.

He's just been locked up in his room for days

and it's about some mind-boggling experiment breakthrough

and it's just aggravating.

That's so weird.

This morning you went to talk to me

and you stuck this weird thing on my butt.

Oh, well, hold on, why don't you let me explain?

So let's just play along and keep this father happy.

So he'll continue to send the checks in the mail, okay?

Fine.

Mom, Mom, he's coming.

Today you just play along, okay?

Okay.

So what were you two talking about?

Oh, nothing, just about your mind-controlling experiment.

That's all.

Yeah, it's great, actually.

I even got it to work out in my nap.

Oh, really?

I've only tried it in mice so far,

but I think it's ready for human trials.

So you want us to be your guinea pigs?

Yeah.

You good with that, baby?

Yeah, fine.

Keep your head down on your knees.

Hey sister, why don't you come over here too?

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