Where No Man Has Gone Before - Domonique & Shayla
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Domonique Simone & Shayla LaVeaux
Published by NordicBeast
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New information, sir. Contrary to my earlier statement, the object does appear to be a natural body.
A comet?
No, sir.
A planet?
Are you out of your mind? A planet can't propel itself through space.
Nevertheless, sir, this one appears to be doing just that.
What do you make of this, Squatty?
It's not nuclear-powered, sir. Nor is it propelled by ion energy.
Then how?
It's gas, Captain. And I haven't seen an object move at that velocity since the last time I ate extra spicy chili, sir.
Indeed, Captain. This planet appears to be so gaseous, sir,
I gauge that it can only be the planet Uranus.
But that's impossible. Uranus is on the other side of the galaxy. You remember, Mr. Sperm. You were there.
Yes, sir. But it appears that the planet has followed us.
It's reduced speed and is holding its position dead ahead, sir.
And we're being scanned, Captain. Ever-intensifying waves from the planet.
Yes, Mr. Sperm. I can smell them.
Captain P.U. I haven't smelled stink like that since I moved out of Pacoima.
Yes. And the smell gets much worse the closer we get to Uranus, Lieutenant.
Say what? What has my butt got to do with the smell?
Squatty's the one who's been eating the beans.
I was referring to the planet, Lieutenant. The planet.
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