When you go to a date, totally "under" deliver!
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You set up a hot tinder date with a hot big tit hottie, and you promised her a big big surprise, she comes all hot and ready for you but when clothes go off the lie is out there, and there is not much to see.... you get humiliated, your spirit is down.... and instead of getting fucked, all you get is hand job and most of it is done by you!
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my gosh.
Seriously?
Mm.
Oh.
Can't wait for my date to get here.
Nice to meet you.
Wow.
Oh, it does look like you're packing.
I mean, you don't look too much like your photos though.
You look a little smaller.
Those were your photos, right?
I mean, look at me.
Oh, look at me.
How perfect I look.
You're much wimpier.
Is that size queen?
Only the biggest sticks for me.
Oh, I can't wait any longer.
I just need that cock in my mouth right now.
Oh, is that a bulge in there?
Is that a bulge in there?
I feel something, but it feels tiny.
Oh, let's see.
What are you packing?
Oh no.
You know what?
This looks like a familiar sight.
All right.
This one time, I was gonna hook up with this guy.
We were so hot and heavy, making out,
tongues down each other's throats.
But when I pulled down his panties,
he had a microclipped dick.
I had to kick him right in the balls,
right out of my apartment.
That couldn't be you, right?
You couldn't be lacking.
Ew, are you fucking kidding me?
Another tiny, pathetic cock,
and your cock is even smaller than his.
Look at that.
Only a couple inches there.
I just need two fingers to grab it.
Ew, why are you getting turned on by this?
Gross.
You look like one of those sexless fucking losers.
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