Wank in Van with Str8 mate

Yeah, one day. Keep working hard, man.

I don't think there's anyone on site. Must be early. Yeah.

So, how's the old concrete going? Oh, it's going all right.

Yeah? It's a pain in the arse. Yeah.

I've got a few more months of here before I'm done.

Well, it pays the wages, doesn't it, and keeps the bear off your back.

Yeah, well, I'm trying to get her in the back, it's fucking hard as chop.

My bitch is a bit slutty. Yeah?

Yeah. There's a picture in this magazine that looks a bit like her.

Oh, right. The maid picked up a new one.

Yeah, you've never met her, have you? No, no, fucking no, man.

She's nice.

That looks like your missus. You lucky git.

Oh yeah, I've had a rockin' hard and hard, er, sub-alert this morning.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I can see why, mate.

I'm getting pretty hard looking at these pictures myself.

Ah, she was a bit scary.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's got it though.

You're playing in the van, man.

What are you playing?

Oh, fuck it. I'm just going through.

What the fuck, man?

This is my van.

Yeah, it's alright.

Oh, mate.

You're not going to join in?

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