Retro full movie - Hard Worker (part 1 of 2)
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featuring Angel Cash
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I've got a business to run.
You've got a business to run.
Who says you're the boss?
I say I'm the boss.
And if you don't like it, tough dildo.
This is an official agreement left by our dear owner Barney Tuna
before Leverhead passed away to the big tire in the sky.
So what does it say?
It says if he or she sits in the office for more than one hour each working day
and jacks off or you know what, he or she loses his or her bossmanship.
It's right here in black and white. Read it.
Hmm. A decision has to be made. What kind of decision?
Well, somebody has to run this place.
I've got it. How about whoever fixes the most water hoses gets to run it?
That won't do. We have to get the customers in.
Not scare them away.
I've got it. Most of our customers are men, right?
So, how about whoever fucks the most customers in one eight-hour working day gets to be boss?
Okay.
That's a dip, all right.
I've seen better.
I mean shit.
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