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jodie moore - explains the universe

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I know what you're thinking.

Why am I about to bury my nose into this book instead of sitting on some guy's lap?

Well, you see, the truth is, I am a whore for knowledge.

Instead of taking a lot of hot cum up my ass, I like to come down to the library and cuddle up to a book.

Now every page is filled with fantastic facts.

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For example, did you know the word pornography comes from the Greek word

"pornographos", meaning the writings of prostitutes?

Or that the hymen is named after Hymenes, the Greek god for marriage and weddings.

You never know what you're going to discover when you open a book, or who you'll meet.

Meet Levi Hutchins, inventor and loving husband.

In 1787, Hutchins invented the first mechanical alarm clock.

Unfortunately, and much to his wife's dismay, the alarm would only ring at four in the morning.

"Good God, Levi! Can't you get that annoying gizmo out of its room? It doesn't work!"

"Go back to sleep, I'll fix it."

Hutchins worked on his alarm clock for many days.

He was determined to make it work.

He would not quit.

And sadly, it was to no avail.

Fix it.

Levi!

I'll fix it.

Can't you invent something that's much quieter?

Go back to sleep.

I can't sleep. I'm right awake now.

Really, I may have something that can help.

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