Isis plays basketball with Ron Jeremy

Guard.

Okay, so that was the running shot.

You dribble up to the basket and slam it in.

Now, if there's a foul, you have to know how to do it.

Why don't you sit down?

One more time.

One more time?

There we go.

Almost time.

Water!

All right!

I know it's a little hard.

It's really hot and you have to make sure you're in hot water.

That's how it works?

Yeah.

For energy and stamina?

Energy and stamina to cool you down.

I'm the coach.

I make these rules.

Yeah?

Holy moly.

You just created your own wet t-shirt contest.

Yeah, it's like really hot outside so I have to make sure that I cool myself down all the way.

You know, we must be in Guantanamo, but you just water-boiled yourself.

Oh my goodness gracious.

I'm going to look after water.

Holy wow boy.

That's what they do to the terrorists to see if they can breathe when they're taking water off someone's tits.

Yeah.

Do it now while I'm looking at you.

Yeah.

As your coach, I'm requesting you take your panties down.

I'm the coach now.

How about you pull yours out?

I think you can kiss, I will.

I'm outside and miss the penis.

Of course.

Come outside this way sweetie.

Okay.

Oh yeah!

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