DYKE4K. An Interview with a Twist

Good morning, Milana.

Here's the candidate for the job. That's who we were talking about yesterday. Her name is Matchen fo Mlando.

Why are you standing there?

This garbage means nothing to us.

But it's a drawing. It's from past employers.

Tell me, Honey, do I look like a business lady who posts pictures in famous magazines?

Excuse me?

Let's make a deal, or we're not wasting her time and asking stupid questions.

I'm sorry, I just... It was an unexpected question, and you look alike, but not the usual.

You're right. I don't look like a regular employer, and my assistant doesn't look like a regular employee.

That's why we're 42% on the market. This may sound corny, but our company is like one big family.

Honestly, family's not the right word.

Do you know what marriage is like?

Are you ready to marry our company?

Yes, I am.

Great. Show us your breasts.

You shouldn't hesitate to show us your beauty. Everything is natural here.

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