Cougar wants to try all the skills of her future employees

Well, come on, sit down.

And it's good because I'm nice that we're gonna do the interview.

Because I have other things to do, too. Go ahead, sir.

So you're applying for the commercial job at my company.

That's right.

Well, at least you know what your job is.

You applied for my company.

Yes, quite. You've already e-mailed my résumé.

Oh, no. Besides, I was counting on you to hand me your résumé.

Do you have it?

Well, no, because I e-mailed it to you, I thought it was good.

Okay, no. So, first of all, no, I didn't get it.

And two, it's still good to have a copy on you.

You hand over your résumé to me, and besides, we can both consult it.

So you're late, an hour and a half late, you show up without a resume.

Good. So that's already two errors piling up on each other.

Very bad start in society.

So maybe there's a way we can work this out.

Do you really want this job?

Oh, yeah.

So now you're well aware that you've already made two grave errors.

You're willing to make a third for this job?

Well, I'm ready for anything.

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