Behind the scenes fun with Brett

What's wrong? Oh my butt. I think I have hair on my butt.

It's just peach fuzz. You know? Yeah.

I hope it doesn't stain.

Ahhhh.

You should, well you can't ********* this.

I know because I'm naked.

Ahhhh.

Brett!

What?

What just happened?

Fucking fire alarm!

They say we're too loud, bitches.

You know why the fire alarm went off?

Because I'm hot.

Because what's going on with your shirt?

Are you hiding Skittles in there?

What the fuck?

They hurt from yesterday.

Were you stripping on your boobs?

Were you like, boob walking?

Wait, hold on.

Oh my god.

Ow.

Oh my god, I thought you were going to squeeze her on Lactaid.

I'm like, what the fuck?

You're not the true--

Lactaid?

I don't know.

You're going to be pregnant with Lactaid.

No, we used to have a trend in anabolic.

She lacked it.

Oh yeah.

Ew.

Hey, I just figured it's probably just watered down semen.

Ew!

All right.

We're going to walk across to the other hotel to get coffee because this hotel sucks.

Maybe the other hotel is actually on fire.

I'm up here getting this brush on my teeth.

All right, OK.

All right, we're going to go get--

Wait, Ivan.

Yes?

I cannot fucking feel my legs.

What?

From fucking yesterday's workout.

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