Aoife - Making You Cum (From Six Feet Away) - Erotic Audio for Men by Eve’s Garden
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You know that mad thing I was tellin' ye about, that erotic audio? Where people moan into their phones like? I think contactless sex could be the wave of the future, so! Will we give it a go? See if I can make you cum from the next room? Like those lads and sexy girls on the erotic audio yoke do? Ah go on! Put yer bluetooth headphones on (so there's no cords to get in the way of yer hands, like!) and I'll see if I can make you cum from 2 metres away! (I experimented with different recording techniques in this one, including a stereo option where it sounds like I'm farther away and then come closer to you. Don't adjust the volume!)
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Ah, you know what's neat?
Yeah, back from the shots.
Oh yeah, now it's grand.
They have lots of great stuff. Look!
They had bog roll back.
Look!
It's a good kind. Look!
Look, it says velvet on there.
Look, three ply.
Living like kings we are.
I'll put this away now.
Ah no, it's alright.
Everybody's keeping their distance, you know.
The social distance thing. Everybody was grand.
Come here.
I washed my hands, don't worry.
I did, the sink in there, don't worry.
Yeah, I know you don't.
Are you kidding? Are you actually afraid of me?
You think I've got the contagion, do you?
Well, I don't.
I didn't go near anyone.
No one came near me. Nobody breathed on me
or coughed on me or anything like that.
I'm grand.
Look at you.
You'd swear I was out there in like Ebola.
Alright, so I won't touch you.
Janie Mac.
After I went out and got you your
your tato and your bog roll
and your thing for your tea
I can't believe you're treating me like I'm an outcast here.
Like I'm a leper.
I feel rejected, I do.
It's too late.
Don't pull me over to you. It's too late.
Go away. Get away from me.
Go on, would you?
No, I'm in a liver now.
Well, I tried to kiss you and you pushed me away.
That sort of thing adds up.
You're horny.
Well, then why did you push me away?
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