Another one of my favorite classics , THE FACE 1994

They give new meaning to the term script doctor.

They should call them script morticians.

I said, I've been waiting two hours.

I know.

You shouldn't keep me waiting like this.

You're right.

You know, if I wasn't who I was, sitting on top of the world, with a ten picture deal,

you wouldn't be here right now.

You'd be fucking your aerobics instructor.

You're right.

Silly me.

Everybody wants to be in the movies.

I heard you screwed.

You did?

Really?

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry.

You'll never have to wait for me again.

I'm sorry.

Oh

Oh, no! Oh, yes!

Oh, no! Oh, God!

Oh! Oh!

Come here!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Help me.

Please stop. Please stop.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

David?

Ah, yeah.

Gerald Galeno. Sorry I'm late.

Hey, it's okay.

Okay, well. So, where are we?

Scene 20, "The Boyfriend."

Ah, "The Boyfriend."

And you get the girl.

Listen, Mr. Galeno, I just want to say that I really appreciate you giving me this shot, you know, because I'm new.

I mean, I'm not new, I'm just kind of nervous.

All right, relax, Don.

David.

Look, this is only a movie.

A huge Hollywood movie.

Okay, let's go.

Have you ever gotten your dick sucked?

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